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13.06.2025 08:19

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
No way
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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